Sauna, yoga, Toys for Tots
ASL and runner’s trots
Book club, true crime, almond milk
Precious Moments, memory quilt
Work-life balance, kegels, tasks
Chardonnay in pocket flasks
Skinless, gutless chicken roast
Shattered crystal, New Years toast
Lipstick, nightstick, ladyfinger
Tweezers yank the lady’s stinger
Vengeful God squirms in the rocks
Helpless, without shoes or socks
Swollen ankles, Oedipus
Fleeing fate, motherly kiss