Everyone knows the parasaurolophus,
But nobody knows its name
That banana that juts from the back of its skull
Brought its silhouette into fame
But its name is a puzzle with too many syllables,
It’s muddled cuz “Saurus” shows up in the middle, and
Nobody’s heard of a tyrannosaurolophus,
A triceratolophus, a velociratolophus
To paraphrase, this creature’s got a real branding problem
That name has got too many problems to solve ‘em
Despite that, I hold firm in believing that all of us
Would benefit from remembering parasaurolophus